Beautiful Bridal wrote a very funny post today:
http://beautiful-bridal.blogspot.com/2009/01/i-dont-want-green-wedding-and-you-cant.html
What makes brides afraid of the word g-r-e-e-n? It could be:
1. Hemp wedding dresses and cheesecloth veils
2. Bouquets made of turnip, carrot and cucumber flowers
3. Personalized brown paper bag favors full of compost
4. His and her John Deere tattoos
5. Rings made from melted-down fillings from Grandma’s teeth
6. Graham cracker and flaxseed wedding cakes
7. Free 8 x 10 from Sears instead of a bridal portrait
8. Canned food station at the reception
9. Bridesmaids with hairy armpits
10. Honeymoon in his parent’s spare room
